Obama was sick of fleeing from the police so he went to mars. He found a friend his name was Frank. Obama ate Frank. The FBI sent troops to mars to catch him. But they never found him. The troops suddenly disappeared. Experts think Obama is a wizard. Scientist took a picture of this phenomena:

Recently Obama sent the police a video of him eating a burrito. The experts think Obama is abducted by aliens. But there is no prove of this happening. Experts also think he stole all the Sprite cranberry in the world. Later Obama was found dead in a car on the moon. How the car got on the moon? I don’t know.